r/AMA - Atabook

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 3:52:20 AM

SHUT THE FUCK UP GABRIELLA YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:54:15 AM

BE NICE TO GABRIELLA OR YOU DON'T GET ANY MAC AND CHEESE FOR DINNER TONIGHT YOU LITTLE FUCK!

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Gabriella May 21, 2026 at 3:51:39 AM

Who the fuck is that loser who keeps making references to Tiktok media 😭 holy cornball.

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:53:55 AM

Don't worry about her Gabriella. She's my 23 year old Make A Wish kid.

#65

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 3:48:37 AM

Goodnight

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:50:03 AM

Wake up.

#64

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 3:47:56 AM

did.. did someone say radio static..? like... like radiostatic.. hazbin hotel? vox x alastor? sex?

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:49:56 AM

100 bucks to the first lucky assassin that manages to kill this guy

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Small Father ( Visibly Bruised ) May 21, 2026 at 3:44:05 AM

No it’s alright Sam, no need to worry for our marital affairs. I’m entirely happy where I’m at and am working hard to save this marriage ! ( . . . - - - . . . ) *radio static noises*

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:44:55 AM

Small Papa? Small Papa?! SMAAAAAAAAALLL PAAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Mai May 21, 2026 at 3:40:23 AM

HUUUUUUU let me write that down let me writethat down

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:42:09 AM

(Gently places my hand on yours and pushes the pen away from the paper) No. It's okay. You don't need to be our indentured scribe anymore. You're free to go. Live your life and be happy, okay?

#61

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 3:37:23 AM

No. I won’t

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:39:11 AM

Oh, okay, thanks for letting me know. I was wondering.

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Big Mama May 21, 2026 at 3:37:01 AM

SMALL FATHER BETTER SHUT HIS BITCH ASS UP

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:38:47 AM

Can you be nice to your husband?

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Damsel(van) May 21, 2026 at 3:34:47 AM

:bouncey: listen to start over by abandon pools much love

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 5:39:43 AM

Added to the queue. I'll update this message with my thoughts after it plays. EDIT: I like this. Reminds me of Bittersweet Symphony by the Verve a little. Mostly the BGM.

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Big Mama May 21, 2026 at 3:32:52 AM

1. I accept the Burger King Punch card if I am also crowned Burger Mom 2. My pussy just does that

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:36:40 AM

You can be Burger Mom that's fine. I don't think anybody else is fighting real hard for that title. Also woah what the hell have you seen a doctor? Or a priest? I think you gave birth to the developmentally disabled Jesus twins. Crazy stuff

#57

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 3:32:44 AM

Caina..? like.. Like Caine, but with an A? Like.. Caine, from the circus. The digital circus?

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:33:53 AM

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP MAN

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Small Father May 21, 2026 at 3:30:44 AM

I apologize greatly for my wife’s hostility… you see she’s not well. She’s formed a sort of psychotic obsession with being seen as the savior of all disabled youth when in reality she herself relates to them and is projecting her insecurities. I send my formal apologies while we seek help for her and our children and ask for your patience.

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:35:14 AM

It's okay Small Daddy. I get you. My brother's the same way. He keeps racially abusing me and then forgets he ever did that and acts like I'm crazy. It's hard having mentally disabled family members but we'll get there, just stay strong and keep fighting, alright?

#55

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caina May 21, 2026 at 3:30:21 AM

What the hell is going on

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:33:39 AM

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: The girls are fightinggggg

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Big Mommy May 21, 2026 at 3:26:05 AM

What the fuck did you say about my kid's writing quirk? You want to start trouble..... Aleight. Well you have my attention. As a mother of two special needs development baddies, I know how to fucking FIGHT! And thats what Ive come here to do... Dont you see? You fucked with the wrong American mommy

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:29:09 AM

I'm sorry Big American Mommy. If it helps I can probably get you a punch card at Burger King as an apology, would that work for you? It'll have two free Whopper Meals on it as soon as you check it in with reduced prices on everything else. Complimentary fries after every order after you spend $15 too. I just have one question, though. If both of your kids are special needs, did that come from you or their dad? Wait. Did they even have a dad? Did you asexually reproduce? That's kinda awesome.

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 3:24:54 AM

I’m lregnant

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:26:43 AM

Am I the midwife? Kinda hate that name. I'm NOT mid. Peakwife's better honestly. Like it's just mean and misogynistic to call women mid. Who agrees?