r/AMA - Atabook

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Mai May 21, 2026 at 3:14:30 AM

Listen you bastard, I don't even need a VPN to bypss the rate limit. You don't know my capabilities or the lengths and sacrifices I am willing to take without a second thought for my voice to be heard. Anyways. Ted: Why are you asking? You offering? Haha just kidding you know I'm playing, but seriously I do have a lot of partners actually. Women, all women. I'm not gay alright, the first thing I said was just a joke.

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:20:42 AM

I'm getting whiplash. If I play along, will you release me from this Ted torture loop? I don't wanna be in the torture nexus anymore. I don't know what anybody here is talking about. I'm scared and I'd like my mother. I'd also like gay men to message me if they like me.

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 3:13:25 AM

we used to know eachother in the late devonian period. do you remember me? we were filter feeding trilobites that swam the seabeds together. you died from lack of oxygen when the extinction event came.

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:14:14 AM

Can you take this to the #alter-source-call channel? This isn't suitable for #general

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worried underpaid janitor at the asylum May 21, 2026 at 3:08:24 AM

nurse… i think the patients got out again we may need to call security

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:11:59 AM

Good luck. Security gave up. The patients here are all Houdini's freak offspring. Like if instead of Genghis Khan it was Houdini that sired a billion kids.

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 3:07:49 AM

Can they rate limit her again

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:10:05 AM

Man, wouldn't that be nice. She's got probably 37 different ways to wriggle outta that. She can probably change her IP at will with a thought. We're so fucked.

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Ted Bennet May 21, 2026 at 3:07:07 AM

Whats Up fucker its me Ted the fucking talking teddy bear

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:09:12 AM

What if someone took you home and it turned out they were one of those objectum people? Y'know. The people attracted to teddy bears and stuff.

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Mai May 21, 2026 at 3:05:45 AM

I've been watching a lot of Ted the bear recently ive already seen the movie 3 times and also the tv show too but i wanna roleplay as Ted so just a fair warning - im gonna send a prompt in soon but im a little new at this ok

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:07:06 AM

That's okay. Just do your best, alright? A/N: I believe in you! Dean: This is fucking stupid Me: DEAN THAT'S NOT NICE WTF? Dean: Idc Sorry, Dean's been drinking again.

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 3:04:38 AM

Aboriginal

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:05:58 AM

What's your goddamn problem

#45

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 3:02:49 AM

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Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:04:31 AM

Noah's Ark just arrived in my Atabook

#44

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Bobby May 21, 2026 at 3:00:26 AM

[B]hi it me bobby again im back i talk to caretaker she calm me down also i just figured out how customerize my message lol do you like this also look at this it is like the circus[/B]

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:01:33 AM

Jesus fucking Christ. This is the ugliest message I've ever seen in my life.

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 2:58:28 AM

when you reach the gates of heaven i hope they give you a rigged wordle and when you inevitably fail i hope the fall is painful. you will pay for your transgressions.

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:01:09 AM

You're making the pretty big assumption that I'm gonna reach the gates of Heaven at all when I die, as if I don't have a VIP seat reserved in the depths of Hell already.

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 2:57:59 AM

This edtwt shit serious mommy’s OUT!

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 3:00:15 AM

𝓘 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓻𝓮.

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 2:56:40 AM

I’ll be your new mommy

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 2:56:59 AM

Oh no, that's okay. I'm not hungry

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 2:54:36 AM

YOUR MOTHER is bad. Very bad actually

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 2:55:12 AM

No genuinely actually. She's kinda terrible. Bad, bad woman. Scary lady!

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Anonymous May 21, 2026 at 2:52:51 AM

This is unexceptable

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 2:54:03 AM

Mad because bad

#38

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Mai May 21, 2026 at 2:52:16 AM

Of course... I knew it from the start, the only one who can solve such a complex riddle could only be me. Of course these lower lifeforms wouldn't get it, they didn't get the pattern like I did. I saw it, I knew it. IT COULD ONLY BE ME, WHO ELSE COULD HAVE IT SOLVED BUT ME? IT HAD TO BE DONE, NO ONE ELSE WOULD DO IT.

Replied on: May 21, 2026 at 2:53:43 AM

Okay. That's enough outta you actually